Another suicide attempt, some blackmail, and court orders–yeah, sounds about right for another week on Wisteria Lane. The ladies were in all sorts of messes this way, and I oooh and ahhhed and laughed through it all.
Gaby: You suggested all of the horrible things to do to Lynette?!? I mean, come on already. This bickering is just annoying and horrible, and Gaby and Carlos definitely come out on the losing end. I hate how horrible Carlos is being, it’s just so rude and ridiculous. And, of course, when they were ready to make amends Lynette was already serving them with court papers, and I don’t blame her.
Lynette: Okay, you finally brought up the other pregnant lady to Gaby, but why not to Carlos!?!? I mean, really, it’s why you didn’t tell Carlos you were pregnant in the first place.
Bree: Hanging out with the felon was just too entertaining since Bree is just so clean cut, ha ha. Unrelated, I think I let out an audible “awwww” when she said she loved Karl. They are just such a mis-matched couple that I love it and love them together; I just hope it works out.
Katherine: Oh, goodness, woman, I know you’re crazy and depressed and everything, but why would you go blabbing to Susan’s six-year-old son MJ about how bad his mom is and why you’re so sad? And then picking him up without telling Mike?! Ah! I mean, really, that’s just crossing the line even for a crazy person. But I do have to say that Mike’s “all I thought about was Susan when I was with you speech” was pretty freaking harsh, yikes. Oh, man, and she stabbed herself!??! Ah! I just hope it doesn’t get pinned on Mike, and they figure out that the wounds are self-inflicted, and she gets some serious help.
Susan: So I feel a wee bit bad that Bree is with Karl since he is Susan’s horrible ex, but I’m glad that after choking Bree in class she got over it and wished them the best. Now if only her daughter would stay safe and her crazy neighbor would calm herself, then life would be back to normal at least a little bit.
Angie: Okay, one. She killed a man?! So that’s part of the big mystery. And, two. Danny, aka Tyler, tried to kill himself!? Yikes. Poor Angie, not doing so well lately, but hopefully that changes soon.
In other Wisteria Lane news, apparently the killer is a man and not a scorned woman, or so Mary Alice seems to tell us; MJ is so freaking adorable I love it; there is clearly an offset love triangle with Anna, Danny, and Julie which doesn’t even seem to make sense age-wise but whatever, still entertaining; and I absolutely love every scene with Mrs. McClusky, seriously, she’s hilarious, and I love it.
And now I can’t wait to see what happens next week with the plane crash and the Christmasness and the aftermath of everything, ah!
