Desperate Housewives – “We All Deserve to Die” – Review

And we’re back! I know I missed the last new episode of Desperate Housewives, but we’re back now with a whole new wave of drama.

Gaby: Gaby offering to do something nice? Who would have thought? Nonetheless, her nice gesture of offering Bob and Lee her eggs caused a whole lot of drama. I definitely laughed when Gaby thought she’d be part of the baby’s life and offered shopping trips and whatnot. But I totally saw Carlos’s side of things and ultimately Gaby’s, that it’s not easy to just give away your eggs, especially if you can’t be a part of the child’s life.

Lynette: One. Her pregnant belly looks a little weird to me, like a little too fake. Two. She is definitely the best mom on Wisteria Lane, even if her methods are a little nuts sometimes. Three. Although Preston is mad at her right now, I wish she would make him shave that stupid mustache. Lynette stepped it up by going to Immigration about, Irina because clearly that woman was trouble. I was so glad the wedding got called off, but I feel like Preston is going to resent Lynette even more now that Irina has been murdered! And by Preston’s friend, no less–nuts!

Bree: Sam is the epitome of creepy, and I don’t get how Bree didn’t start to realize it until Orson pointed it out to her. I still don’t get Sam’s motives, but it is obvious he wants Andrew out of the picture for good. I just hope Bree steps up and realizes that Sam is trouble, and Andrew (although he stole some alcohol) is definitely the good son in the equation.

Katherine: Too busy shacking up with Robin to do anything this week, I suppose?

Susan: Typical Susan, messing up everyone’s plumbing to give Mike a job, ha ha. I see her reasoning, but I definitely see Mike’s more; I just wish he would admit his problems to Susan. I also don’t see the fact that he borrowed so much money from Carlos as a good thing, but, oy, I just hope Susan doesn’t find out.

Angie: Patrick Logan is in town, and Angie doesn’t even know it! Seriously, how big is Fairview that she hasn’t stopped in to see Danny at work yet? I also may have jumped when Patrick was outside her window, so creepy! Pretty much Danny and Patrick interacting is creepy all around. Just a whole lot of creepy going on in Fairview, shudder.

Also in big Wisteria Lane news, Bob and Lee broke up! Seriously, not cool at all. I’m not happy about this at all, I love Bob and Lee. Time to get them back together and pronto!

Pretty much this week had some big revelations, Bob and Lee breaking up, Preston’s friend being the strangler, creepy Sam sabotaging Bree and Andrew’s relationship even more…my goodness, what’s going to happen next week?!