Desperate Housewives – “A Little Night Music” – Review

Another week on Wisteria lane and another week of crazy antics, ridiculous plot twists, and all sorts of shennanigans.

Gaby: Of course Gaby wants a ski chalet, and of course she has to manipulate and trick their business manager into revealing Carlos’s spending habits to her. I mean, really, of course she had to find out and get all Gaby on us with her schemes and confronting Susan first with sympathy and then with aggression and eventually roping Susan into a plan to get both men to reveal their actions.

Lynette: HELLO! Lynette, did Eddie’s freak-out not turn you on to something being seriously wrong with him!?! I mean, really. Attacking Porter was sort of a big clue that Eddie’s got some issues deeper than what anyone thinks. And then almost attacking Tom!? Seriously, it’s just ridiculous. Well, I get that she took him to therapy as a way to help, but as Tom pointed out, it’s not cheap! I’m convinced they won the lotto somewhere, and no one told us. I just hope the family stays safe and Eddie’s psycho ways are revealed sooner rather than later.

Bree: I knew it! I knew Sam’s mother wasn’t dead and that he’s just a bit on the crazy side. Then again, for all we know Sam’s mom could be in on some grand scheme of luring Bree in more. However, I think Sam’s freak-out and vase-breaking was sort of a wake-up call to Bree that he wasn’t really what he seemed to be, either. I’m just glad that she made up with Andrew, and now they can all take a stand against crazy Sam somehow–hopefully without anyone getting hurt.

Katherine: Does she still live on Wisteria Lane? I mean, really, where is she? Hanging out with Mrs. McClusky, I presume.

Susan: As much as I heart Mike, I would have been pissed if I was Susan to learn that he borrowed that much money from friends before consulting her, especially when she had the money. But I did love her attempt at bragging to Gaby and their whole flirty scheme; it was pretty entertaining. Nonetheless, the ending with Susan and Mike finally working out his finances was just a bit heart-breaking, and I hope they get it together, because they’re just too cute together.

Angie: First of all, Patrick hitting Nick with the car? We’ve already been there, done that Marc Cherry. Remember when Orson hit Mike? Yeah, that was a big whoop, so why not think of something more clever this time around? Then again, I guess there are only so many ways to hurt someone on a jog. Secondly, Patrick Logan is sort of good-looking. I mean, a good-looking killer creepo, but still not too shabby. And thirdly, what was up with the candlelit house when Angie came home from the hospital? That made no sense and was just bizarre.

Basically we’ve got three crazy men on the loose in Fairview, and I can only wonder who will be caught in their path and who will make it out alive.