Lindsay Lohan Machete Pic

If you are of the mind that it has been far too long since audiences reveled in a real shoot ‘em up in the tradition of Desperado, then today’s film still is just for you. Troublemaker Studios owner Robert Rodriquez is behind the latest foray into mayhem called Machete. In it, actor Danny Trejo, infamous for playing the tall, tattooed “muscle” in just about every action movie the 90′s ever saw, finally gets the headlining role. As Machete, Trejo, who also just acted in Rodriguez’s Predators revamp (check out our review), is an assassin having a bad day. Doesn’t seem so bad to me, considering he’s surrounded by beautiful femme fatales.

Case in point, Lindsay Lohan is a member of the Machete cast. Sure, she’s the bad girl everyone loves to hate in the real world, but Rodriguez may have just discovered a way to mold that negative press to the young woman’s advantage. As revealed earlier this month in an unforgettable poster for the upcoming film, Lohan portrays one naughty sister. Well, you can offer a hearty thank you to film totaal for yet another intriguing glimpse at her habit wearing character. Not sold on seeing Machete this September 3rd? How do the names Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba strike you? You guessed it. They are also members of the cast. The fairer Rodriguez has got her own film poster, where she wears her own eye patch as character She’. Alba is revealed to play Sartana in her poster. There are even cool character cards associated with the film. Follow that link also to see the Machete trailer. Robert de Niro and Steven Seagal also play parts in the action spectacular.

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