Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp ‘Tourist’ Trailer

Let’s pretend for a moment that films have gender. If the Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz adventure/ comedy Knight and Day is a female, the Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp thriller The Tourist, might just be a male. I’m not saying one or the other is better, I’m just saying that the former tried to throw some punches and they turned out rather weak. I’m expecting more from Jolie and Depp. I’m expecting punches that hit home, maybe even a stylish head butt or two. Here’s the latest trailer. You can tell me if you think the film will one up Cruise and Diaz. I can already bet it’ll bring in more money. That’s just what Jolie does (okay and Depp, too).

If I’m going to criticize the film, which I can’t wait to see, here’s what I’ll say. A. Depp, go and cut your hair for the love of all that’s holy. B. Jolie, you’re a little stiff in the trailer. Salt was fantastic. It’s okay to loosen up a little. We’ll still be afraid of you. Hey fans, Depp is all over BSC news today. Look for the story on his so far loose attachment to Kathyrn Bigelow’s new project. You can also watch an earlier Tourist trailer if you’re so inclined. It hits theaters this December.