Robert Pattinson on Simpsons Halloween

There are tons of vampire aficionados who hate the way Twilight Saga vamps sparkle. They say Pattinson sucks the scary right out of the longtime horror staple. Perhaps The Simpsons can help change some of the hate by featuring Pattinson on this year’s Halloween Special…

Or maybe they can join the mockers by poking even more fun at the Saga. Pattinson won’t be voicing any characters on the Special. Who will? How about the boy who lived!? That’s right, NYmag.com reports, Daniel Radcliffe will be voicing “a sullen teenage vampire named Edmund.” Looks like there is more healthy competition between Harry Potter and Twilight!

The Simpsons Halloween Special, a television tradition, will air on Fox November 7th with Lisa falling for Edmund. We already saw Harry Plopper the pig in The Simpsons Movie. Does that mean Pattinson can’t take some jabs at Radcliffe by joining the Simpsons cast as a boy wizard? Hey, a girl can wish. Or maybe Stewart can poke fun at Hermione. Harry Potter 7 is in theaters November 19th and Edward and Bella’s Twi-kid has been cast for Breaking Dawn.