Jersey Shore Season 3 Trailer

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Season 3 of Jersey Shore is definitely going to be wild, judging from what the trailer shows us. Pauly D is telling the truth when he says the gang is going to top last summer.

To start things off right, the third season offers two Snooki’s for the price of one. That’s right. Deena Nicole Cortese makes her Jersey Shore debut and Sammi says she’s “4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.”

I know. Your exact thoughts were, “Gee, I sure wish they’d bring another Snooki onto the show because there’s just not enough idiocy to go around.” Your prayers have been answered.

As if that weren’t enough, we also get J-Woww going through a break-up, Snooki getting arrested for being drunk and disorderly on the beach (yeah, I know it’s hard to believe), an accident involving a stripper pole, and is Sammi really leaving… and does anyone really care?

The Season 3 fun (hmmm… fun? Yeah, we’ll go with that word) doesn’t stop here. You can check out more scenes from the upcoming season in this other trailer, but I’m going to warn you now. It’s just more of the same stupid people amazing you with how stupid they can be.

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   Zach

   January 6, 2011 at 7:45 pm

   “I’m just trying to let everyone know that its time to put their t-shirt on” Pauly D is the only reason I watch this show. I can’t wait to hear his new catch phrase for this season! Tonight on Channel 160 on DISH, I know it will be on in the break room here at the DISH center I work at!

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