Robert Pattinson is Bothered by Christmas

Okay, let me set the record straight real quick before millions of people start to worry that their Twilight heartthrob is a Scrooge in disguise. Is Pattinson really bothered by Christmas? Beats me.

However, Jimmy Fallon’s version of RPattz provides a hilarious peek at a variety of things that bother him. Along with questioning the parenting skills of anyone who would let their child sit on the lap of a wandering fat man in a red sweat suit, Fallon’s Pattinson also wonders about the concept of a song that talks about dressing in gay apparel and believes that the only people who get up at 5AM are farmers… and Christmas shopping is NOT related to farming so don’t bother to call him at the crack of dawn to invite him along. Personally, I agree with that last one, but to each his own.

Check out the clip below and enjoy a laugh or two, courtesy of Robert Pattinson AKA Jimmy Fallon.