True Blood: The Woods Are Dirty and Pam Is Awesome

If you like talking about ridiculous plot devices and sexy men, and you watch True Blood on HBO, then this is the podcast for you! Yes, the Vampire Duchess of New Orleans and her Sith Viking handmaiden are taking a hammer to the armor of Bon Temps and seeing what is steel and what is faerie glamour.

We continue to bring you the most interesting genre news from the most un-nerdy pair of ladies you will find talking about SFF in public and select, empire-approved guests who decide to groupthink with us.

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This week we welcome back Elisabeth Rappe–of Gestalt Mash and other places we won’t directly tell you about–fame. We talk about Dan Simmons’ Fall of Hyperion, Rachel’s A Dance with Dragons meet-up, how much Elena sucks for not reading further in A Game of Thrones this week, why the new Batman will be lame, and more. But as always our focus is the new episode of True Blood, in this case “I Wish I Was the Moon.” We discuss Sookie’s real-world odds of survival, make sad ’fugee faces with Bill, and hope Pam feels better soon. If you’re just here for the vampires, that discussion kicks in around the 30 minute mark.