Lindsay Lohan PLAYBOY Bound?

Lindsay Lohan shedding her clothes and showing what she’s got in Playboy? I’d love to say it’s a cruel April Fool’s joke but it’s October, so get ready to whip out the eye bleach because there’s going to be some pain involved.

I’ll go ahead and pop your bubble now, just in case you’re thinking the photo shoot won’t be so bad because she’ll probably just do some teasing topless pics. According to TMZ, Lohan will be losing a lot more than her shirt, or as one source close to Playboy oh-so-tastefully puts it, “boobs, ass, and vag.” Ugh! Excuse me; I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Don’t get me wrong. I used to be crushing on LiLo in a big way, but then the life of hard knocks beat her with an ugly stick a few times. We’re not getting the Lindsay from Mean Girls or Ugly Betty. We’re getting this.

Yeah.

To make matters worse, Playboy actually seemed desperate to get Lohan to pose in their mag, although the bunny book wasn’t as desperate as Lohan was hoping. The gang at Playboy offered her $750 thousand but Lindsay put her foot down and demanded a cool one million. There’s no word on what the actual amount is but the number is reportedly somewhere between what Playboy offered and Lohan demanded.

Playboy hasn’t mentioned when the Lindsay Lohan issue of the mag would be coming out but I’m not really in much of a hurry for it. I’ll just go back to the old issue that features Marge Simpson.