Playboy Bound Lindsay Lohan not into BIG BROTHER

Rumors have been flying around that Lindsay Lohan would be appearing in the upcoming season of Celebrity Big Brother, having apparently entered negotiations with the U.K. reality series. You could argue the rumor makes sense. When combined with her recent Playboy shoot, they make a rather public attempt at relaunching her career. Unfortunately, we’ll never know if being on Big Brother would have helped because the rumors turned out to be false.

“Lindsay Lohan is not doing Big Brother,” Lohan’s rep told E! News. The big reason why she won’t do it has everything to do with her inability to stay out of jail. She’s not allowed to step a toe out of California without the go-ahead from her parole officer. It’s a shame really. Clearly the girl has failed at rehab, but the Big Brother house seems much more secure. Surely she could detox while doing the show, right?

On the bright side (we’ll see about that) we still have Lohan’s Playboy spread to look forward to. The issue will hit newsstands this month, featuring a fully nude Lohan once again honoring her idol, Marilyn Monroe. I fully expect to be disappointed by the pictures. Coupled with the spread is an interview with Lohan that would allegedly show us another side to her, but who cares about that? At the end of the day, if anyone buys that issue it won’t be to read about Lindsay Lohan. We just want to see her boobies.