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John Markley

John Markley

John Markley is a writer from Illinois. He writes the video game commentary/humor site Pointless Side Quest and also blogs about science fiction and fantasy at Vast and Cool and Unsympathetic. His other interests include history, science, heavy metal, anime, movies, speaking of himself in the third person, and awkward, uncomfortable conversation.

Mass Effect 3: Multiplayer that actually interests me

Mass Effect 3: Multiplayer that actually interests me

By John Markley on February 8, 2012

I’m not typically a fan of online multiplayer modes in games. I’m not suited for it; I’m generally not very competitive, not very social, and I just find a well-designed single player scenario much more enjoyable than the frantic chaos of the typical online deathmatch. I’m also, at least where he genres that dominate that [...]

Posted in Gaming | Tagged BioWare, Mass Effect | 1 Response

Thoughts on Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy XIII-2

Thoughts on Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy XIII-2

By John Markley on January 4, 2012

Final Fantasy XIII -2 from Square Enix is coming out at the end of this month, continuing the story of Lightning and the other characters from Final Fantasy XIII and the world they inhabit. And I’m genuinely saddened to realize that I don’t really care. It’s a strange feeling. It’s not quite accurate to say [...]

Posted in Gaming | Tagged Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy XIII-2 | 2 Responses

RPGs I never got to play: The 16-bit era

RPGs I never got to play: The 16-bit era

By John Markley on November 22, 2011

Last time, we had a look at a few of the 8-bit Japanese role-playing games that, due to the cruel realities of the 1980s video game market, never made it to America. Sadly, the dawning of the 16-bit age did not change this state of affairs. Nowadays the era is often remembered for being the [...]

Posted in Gaming | Tagged Seiken Densetsu 3, Shin Megami Tensei, Square Enix, Super Nintendo, The Secret of Mana | Leave a response

Screenshot from the beta version of the never-released American version of Final Fantasy II on the NES. This early localization clearly leaves something to be desired, though frankly it still manages to be more readable than a lot of text in games that were actually released to the public in that era.

RPGs I didn’t get to play: The 8-bit years

By John Markley on October 19, 2011

I had the bad timing to become a console RPG fan at the dawn of the 1990s. This was originally due to a promotional gimmick run by Nintendo Power magazine in which they gave away a free copy of the game Dragon Warrior to new subscribers. My friends were bored to tears by it, but [...]

Posted in Gaming | Tagged Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei, Dragon Warrior, Final Fantasy II, JRPGs | Leave a response

The Revival of Classic 2-D Action Games

The Revival of Classic 2-D Action Games

By John Markley on October 4, 2011

One of the less appreciated benefits of the ubiquitous online connections in the current generation of consoles is that it has helped to resuscitate some types of classic gameplay that had all but vanished over the prior two console generations.

Posted in Featured, Gaming | Tagged Gatling Gears, Moon Diver, PlayStation Network, Shooters, Xbox Live Arcade | 3 Responses

Memories of Wing Commander

Memories of Wing Commander

By John Markley on September 14, 2011

  There aren’t many things from my youth that I truly miss, but one of the members of that elite group is the space combat flight simulator game. Once quite common, they are all but unknown today, and that’s a shame. For me, personally, my regret at the genre’s passing is about much more than [...]

Posted in Gaming | Tagged Super Nintendo, Wing Commander | 1 Response

The January Dancer by Michael Flynn review

The January Dancer by Michael Flynn review

By John Markley on September 11, 2009

january dancer by Michael Flynn review

Michael Flynn is one of the more unusual figures in modern SF, and especially in technically rigorous science fiction, delving into areas seldom touched by other writers: Taking a “hard” science approach to social science in In the Country of the Blind, combining nuts-and-bolts hard science fiction with emotionally charged, character-driven tragedy in The Wreck of the River of Stars, and setting a First Contact story in 14th-century Germany in Eifelheim. With The January Dancer, Flynn turns his talents to far-future space opera.

Read more after the jump…

Posted in Books, Reviews | Tagged Michael Flynn, Science Fiction, The January Dancer, Tor | Leave a response

Book Review – The Stormcaller by Tom Lloyd

Book Review – The Stormcaller by Tom Lloyd

By John Markley on May 7, 2009

stormcaller-lloydThe Stormcaller is the debut fantasy novel of Tom Lloyd. It is the first book in a projected five-part series called The Twilight Reign.

Long ago, the gods created the “white-eyes” to rule the world of man. Born of normal human parents, the white eyes are gifted with inhuman strength, an innate affinity for magic, and the charisma to lead armies and nations- and cursed by a terrible rage that threatens to consume them . . .

Posted in Books, Reviews | Tagged Fantasy, PYR, The Stormcaller, The Twilight Reign, Tom Lloyd

Book Review – Saturn Returns

Book Review – Saturn Returns

By John Markley on February 24, 2009

saturn returns sean williamsSean Williams is an experienced author in the field of space opera, having written the Evergence, Orphans, and Geodesica series’ with collaborator Shane Dix. Saturn Returns is the first book of Williams’ solo Astropolis trilogy.

At the outer reaches of the galaxy, over 800,000 years in the futurea man named Imre Bergasmac is recreated from the ruins and of an ancient record- a huge iron cylinder with Imre’s DNA and memories carved into vast grooves circling the interior- and given life again. . .

Posted in Books, Reviews | Tagged ACE, Astropolis, Saturn Returns, Science Fiction, Sean Williams, Stephan Martiniere

Book Review – Sly Mongoose

Book Review – Sly Mongoose

By John Markley on August 24, 2008

Author: Tobias Buckell Cover Artist: Todd Lockwood Publisher: Tor Binding: Hardcover Publication Date: August 2008 Sly Mongoose is the third novel of Tobias Buckell. It is part of the same future history as its predecessors Crystal Rain and Ragamuffin, but it is a self-contained story that can be read on its own. It has been [...]

Posted in Books, Reviews | Tagged Science Fiction, Sly Mongoose, Tobias Buckell, Todd Lockwood, Tor

Book Review – Storms of Vengeance

Book Review – Storms of Vengeance

By John Markley on August 3, 2008

Author: John Beachem Cover Artist: Trace Edward Zaber Publisher: Mundania Press Binding: Paperback Publication Date: October 2006 Storms of Vengeance is the debut novel of John Beachem. It is the first book in his fantasy series, “The Lorradda Stone.” The story is set in the Kingdom of Faranin, a state comprising many formerly independent nations [...]

Posted in Books, Reviews | Tagged Fantasy, John Beachem, Mundania Press, Storms of Vengeance, The Lorradda Stone, Trace Edward Zaber | Leave a response

Book Review – Deepsix

Book Review – Deepsix

By John Markley on May 25, 2008

Author: Jack McDevitt Cover Artist: Chris Moore Publisher: EOS Binding: Hardcover Publication Date: 2001 Deepsix is the second novel in Jack McDevitt’s “Academy” series, which can be described as mostly-hard science fiction with a few exceptions like faster-than-light travel included out of narrative necessity. However, while it has the same main character as the first [...]

Posted in Books, Reviews | Tagged Chris Moore, Deepsix, Engines of God, Eos, Jack McDevitt, Science Fiction | Leave a response

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