It’s hard to know how close a friend Brian Keith Jones was to Nelly last week. Or if he was a friend at all. What it is possible to glean from reports however, is that he’s a damn good friend now. And that he knows how to party. After Nelly’s tour bus was boarded at Sierra Blanca, Jones took responsibility for ten pounds of weed, a handgun, and a little over a half ounce of horse that was broken up into easily distributable (and indictable) packets. Nelly was detained, questioned, and subsequently released while Jones was booked on a likely harrowing list of charges.
Welcome to Sierra Blanca, Texas. Population: Your ass.