Well, kids, it’s almost here.  The wide release on August 17th of Robert Pattinson’s latest vehicle, the David Cronenberg film Cosmopolis, is only days away, and if you listen closely, you can hear the eager squeals of...

I’m sold on Cosmopolis. Since the flick stole hearts across Europe and offended domestic sensibilities, it’s borne my stamp of approval. Even the negative reviews, accusing it of being a stifling exercise in dystopian nonsense, only made...

MAPS TO THE STARS: Pattinson and Cronenberg conduct elaborate plan to seduce Criminal Complex writer. Flowers and a massage would’ve done fine, guys.

Because doing individual posts on both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would create an insurmountable task, I’m trading it in the for tackling both at one time, making it only a daily daunting task. The Twilight duo...

COSMOPOLIS: Reports have it that the film suffers from an acute case of late-'90s Cronenberg-itis.

Stranger than COSMOPOLIS, where people in rat-costumes revenge-hump your limousine while you spout off existentialist philosophy on your way to a self-inflicted gunshot wound?

Rumors had been circulating about Robert Pattinson (rare occurrence there, I know) regarding a photo shoot he did with French Premiere magazine for his upcoming David Cronenberg film, Cosmopolis. The word was that the Twilight star, for...

COSMOPOLIS: Things do come from horror and despair, Rob. Glad we're seeing eye to eye on that one, buddy.

COSMOPOLIS: There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight as these latest photos from professional dreamboat Robert Pattinson's forthcoming feature film hit the internet.

If the French fling curses and cows at COSMOPOLIS, it won't be Cronenberg who gets the main of the blame. It'll be Edward Cullen.