OLD BOY: Sharlto Copley of DISTRICT 9 and THE A-TEAM joins this remake as the villain.

DARK KNIGHT RISES: Don't worry, moms and dads - this isn't actually about armed insurrection, psychotic vendettas and city-wide slaughter. It's all jokes and flying tanks, for reals.

THE EXPENDABLES 2: Things You Remember Liking - The Movie

If Bruce Willis in LOOPER can do for Rian Johnson what Bruce Willis in PULP FICTION did for Quentin Tarantino, then you'll hear no complaints out of us.

A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD: Fox CEO dishes on latest installment to action mainstay.

A remake of 1974's UPTOWN SATURDAY NIGHT has attached well-known comedy director Adam McKay to the project, with talks of Will Smith and Denzel Washington in the original Bill Cosby and Sidney Poitier roles, respectively.

HICK: Chloe Moretz and Blake Lively hit the road this September.

WALKING DEAD's David Morrissey and GRAY'S ANATOMY's Sandra Oh feature in these adaptations of best-seller Mark Billingham's THORNE novels.

Already Selena Gomez is reporting that the film pushed her limits. That doesn't sound like much, but where Harmony Korine is concerned, it should sound like a euphemism.

Look, DARK KNIGHT RISES, you're really cute and a lot of fun. But we need our space, already.