If you're a Jack Reacher purist and are feeling somewhat chagrined at the casting selection based on the whole size thing, please take heart in the fact that it certainly could have been worse.

BATES MOTEL: A&E bought into an untested crime series, ordering a full-season, 10-episode run.

My question for Webb is, what the hell do you mean, you're kidding?

DJANGO UNCHAINED teases and teases, and one day it will be mine.

Director takes swipe at American audiences as he drones on about retirement.

Seriously, die a thousand deaths ROBOCOP and TOTAL RECALL remakes.

MALAVITA: The mental cocktail that is evoked by stirring the words "dark," "action," and "comedy" is one that gives me a bit of tequila face on first swallow.

LOOPER trailer has been sent from the future to be watched by you now.

SAVAGES: Not as awkward as my sex life, I'll tell you that...

And you thought you'd never see "Richard Gere" and "thriller" in the same sentence again...