Just saw Richard Kadrey drop the tour dates for Aloha From Hell, his upcoming novel, the third of his “Sandman Slim” offerings. I loved both Sandman Slim and Kill the Dead (you should go check out Butcher Bird too) so I can’t wait to get the time to check out Aloha. West coasters will rejoice, so let’s get to the tour dates.

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October 15 7:15pm, BORDERLANDS BOOKS, 866 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94110

October 18 7pm, MYSTERIOUS GALAXY, 7051 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, San Diego, CA 92111

October 19 7:30 pm, MYSTERIOUS GALAXY, 2810 Artesia Blvd, Redondo Beach, CA 90278

October 20, BARNES & NOBLE, 1201 3rd ST, Santa Monica, CA 90401

October 21 7pm, DARK DELICACIES, 3512 W Magnolia Blvd, Burbank, CA 91505

October 22 5pm, POISONED PEN BOOKSTORE, Ste 101 4014 N Goldwater Blvd., Scottsdale, AZ 85251

October 23 2pm, MURDER BY THE BOOK, 2342 Bissonnet ST, Houston, TX 77005

October 24, UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE, 4326 University Way, Seattle, WA 98105

October 25 7pm, POWELL’S BOOKSTORE, 3415 SW Cedar Hills Blvd, Beaverton, OR 97005

October 27 7pm, BOOKS INC., 301 Castro St, Mountain View, CA 94041

November 5 3pm, BORDERLANDS BOOKS, 866 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94110

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According to Amazon Aloha From Hell is scheduled to be available on October 18th (so I missed it already apparently). You may also  want to check out Kadrey’s article on Roger Corman we have here at Boomtron/GestaltMash.

    
Sandman Slim will be out later this month from EOS.

    If science fiction is the metaphorical engine that lets all kinds of clever kids with RSS feeds of New Scientist and BoingBoing write about our glorious nano-pr0ned future as a way to really write about the present, what the hell does that make fantasy?

    When I starting writing fiction, if you’d told me that I’d end up writing fantasy and liking it, I would have laughed, punched you in the balls and stolen your lunch money. Partly because I wanted your money, but partly because it was common knowledge that only little girls, mental defectives and Plushie unicorn fuckers got anywhere near fantasy. I was a space age boy who grew up sure and certain that he’d be an astronaut or, at least, the first guy to shoot porn on Mars, probably with the leggy descendants of Valentina Tereshkova.

    But nothing turned out the way it was supposed to. The space age got the needle right after we landed to the moon and the Russians had to pawn their stainless steel teeth just to keep the lights on. We never got our jetpacks or hovercrafts, never ate dinner in little pills or went out for smokes in cool silver jumpsuits. Real girls never really got their hair cut like the space hotties in the Brit SF snoozer, UFO. All right, Angelina Jolie sort of had the cut in Hackers, but she was the only one and her hair is the only memorable thing in the flick.

    No, I was a scientific boy who didn’t believe in fairies, magic or myths. All school ever taught me about the old Greek and Roman tales was that they seemed to be about a bunch of dudes in dresses who lived on a mountain, were catty to each other and nasty to the girls, but who came to Earth every now and then for some hot swan-on-peasant bestiality.

    So, how did I end up writing fantasy?

    I blame Andre Breton and George Bush 2.0.

    Breton was the puffed-up Chairman Mao of the Surrealist movement, an art group that aspired to “place the visible at the service of the invisible.” The Surrealists championed irrational thought and chaotic mind states as keys to creativity. Most contemporary boneheads think that Surrealist painters painted their dreams. Wrong. What they wanted was art that would induce a state of dreaming. They wanted to create pre-digital steampunk irrationality machines.

    Along with small pox-infected blankets, Low Intensity Warfare and drinkable donuts (Damn you, Krispie Kreme), George Bush may be the worst thing the US has ever given the world. But I owe George something. When he and his fundamentalist buddies seized the White House in probably the most boring political coup in history, I wanted to know who they were. They believed in the Bible literally, that the Earth was six thousand years old and that the devil really was hiding under your bed. They were demon-obsessed primitives in twenty first century drag. They were Breton’s irrationalist Surrealists made creepy, boring and sexless.

    When I wanted to understand God’s golden boys, I started reading up on Christian history. In 325, Emperor Constantine invited all the kingpins of the various Christian franchises over for brunch and wouldn’t let them leave until they’d invented a single, marketable version of Jesus Inc. This is important because the moment you decide what toys get into your playpen, you also decide what don’t. That got me reading the heretical books tossed out of the Christian canon and once you start drunk stumbling down that particular, sticky, yellow piss road you know exactly what’s waiting for you at the end of the line—the Devil.

    Satan is the most obvious, cheap-ass carny gaff since the Fiji Mermaid. Old school Lucifer, the guy who tortured Job to test his faith, with God egging him on the whole time, was a prick, but he wasn’t scary enough to control huge populations scattered around the planet. You needed a soul swallower for that. A fire-breathing jungle Terminator that would steal your car, fuck your girlfriend, drink all your beer and then demand handjobs and cigarettes until the end of time. Sort of like the Bush administration. Dark magic, but devoid of the gut-grabbing beauty you find in Dante or Bosch’s paintings.

    I’ve never thought of any of my work as particularly “dark.” I don’t know what “dark” means in a post-Gitmo world. When I was very young, my mother read me fairy tales in bed. When I worked in a bookstore, I got to read Naked Lunch and Ballardian medical texts on rare diseases and car crash injuries. In LA, I discovered crime writers like Jim Thompson and directors like Sergio Leone. All these things are the same to me, part of a Surrealist continuum. What you call “dark” is what I see outside my window. Cholos, angels, the old lady with the Sphinx cats, the Hubble Telescope and zombies are my neighbors. I like it here.

That’s why I write fantasy and why I wrote Sandman Slim. I’m a space age boy who grew up to live with and love monsters.

    
_{Richard Kadrey is a writer living in San Francisco. He is the author of dozens of stories, plus five novels, including Metrophage and Butcher Bird. His Wired magazine cover story, Carbon Copy, was made into one of the worst movies of 2001. It starred Bridget Fonda. Sorry, Bridget. Kadrey created and wrote the Vertigo comics miniseries…}

His next novel Sandman Slim comes out in June 2009

    
Sandman Slim Synopsis:

Supernatural fantasy has a new antihero

Life sucks, and then you die. Or, if you’re James Stark, you spend eleven years in Hell as a hitman before finally escaping, only to land back in the hell-on-earth that is Los Angeles.

Now Stark’s back, and ready for revenge. And absolution, and maybe even love. But when his first stop saddles him with an abusive talking head, Stark discovers that the road to absolution and revenge is much longer than you’d expect, and both Heaven and Hell have their own ideas for his future.

Resurrection sucks. Saving the world is worse.

Darkly twisted, irreverent, and completely hilarious, Sandman Slim is the breakthrough novel by an acclaimed author.