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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen | Eli’s Plot Twist

Michael Bay is the mad hatter. Truly bizarre visions and creatures rule the screen for nearly two and a half hours. Also on display; epic scope, true summer blockbuster scale; Transformers 2 has everything, and delivers everything in a steady and rapid flash. Transformers’ commitment to portraying the U.S. Military as unerring heroes allows the movie to get exclusive Department of Defense access to state-of-the-art equipment. Similarly, large bribes to the Egyptian government give unprecedented access to the Pyramids as a principal set. This is the summer movie to hate, with a majority of reviews eviscerating the film. However, I feel a viewer should focus on what the film (uniquely) is, instead of what it isn’t.

Many critics claim the story is impossible to follow, but the proceedings are actually fairly straightforward. Surprisingly, the movie picks up where the intervening comics series (Transformers: Alliance, Defiance, and Movie Prequel) left off. Sector 7 has been disbanded in favor of the military run NEST (Networked Elements: Supporters and Transformers), headed up by Major Lennox (Josh Duhamel) and second fiddle Robert Epps (Tyrese Gibson). Optimus explains the team up in an opening credits voice over, setting up a huge Shanghai action set. Hidden Decepticon Demolishor is found out and creams soldiers and cars. Optimus parachutes in to put a quick end to the visually impressive (but easily defeated) villain, who gives a token warning about The Fallen.

Meanwhile, Sam Witwicky (Shia Labeouf, carrying the movie with John Turturro) deals with girlfriend Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox, who shows interest in her part exactly once) and his fairly funny family (ain’t they crazy?). Movie rules declare that an old piece of the AllSpark shows up to download some nonsensical alien glyphs into his head and turn his kitchen appliances into phallus toting, farting Decepticons. This is a harbinger of all that’s to come. I sensed that Michael Bay was able to include any insane idea that fancied him, with no resistance from any studio handlers. Granted, in Transformers 1, an X-BOX 360, a Mountain Dew machine, and an Escalade turned into robots; however, that seemed strictly commercial, and none of those errant bots passed gas or shot energy blasts out of their penis.

On the military side, National Security Advisor Galloway (John Hickey) raises hell about the Autobots, not appreciating getting a helping hand from a giant Peterbilt truck against aliens that singlehandedly destroyed a Military base in Qatar a few years ago. Galloway bitches about not getting Autobot weaponry and claims that, “in matters of national security, the President thinks no one is above reproach.” This is an insult for Obama, but at least he isn’t portrayed as a Ding Dong eating slouch like last time. He also takes the time to singlehandedly give the Decepticon satellite Soundwave (best of the new bots, and true to his action figure roots, right down to the dog show out of his chest) every piece of relevant information needed to (A) find the remaining sliver of the AllSpark, (B) steal it, and (C) resurrect Megatron.

Witwicky in college, roommate Leo Spitz (Ramon Rodriguez, providing some goofy comic relief that sticks), and an aggressive sexpot Decepticon is good juvenile entertainment. Rain Wilson’s cameo is on the money too. The pacing is like the schizophrenic convulsions Witwicky keeps having, random and intense. Soon Sam is meeting up with Optimus Prime in (foreshadowing) a graveyard. The hot human Decepticon Pretender Alice (Isabel Lucas) breaks cover with a wicked set of graphics and abilities. The Pretender is another example of the eccentric design in this movie, an updated T-X from Terminator 3. Sam is kidnapped in short order, leading to the midpoint woodland confrontation.

In IMAX, the three on one battle is great. The environment is fresh, with some natural textures for a change. For people of a certain age, Optimus dying was a pretty intense childhood experience, but this didn’t capture any of the nostalgia. The inclusion of the Matrix was also a nice throwback to the original animated movie. The military nonchalantly drops Optimus’ corpse on the tarmac at Diego Garcia. Soon, Decepticons are on their way.

The sinking of the aircraft carrier is awesome. This is what captivated me in the trailer, being a first for movies. The military is reticent about films depicting the destruction of a carrier (it was not allowed in The Sum of All Fears) and since you can’t film a carrier without their say so, that’s that. Things have changed though, because that aircraft carrier gets blown the hell up. Bravo. This was depicted brilliantly in the Akira manga, and I’ve been eager to see it on film ever since. Man oh man. We also get a replay of Armageddon, world landmarks blown up in very similar shots.

Things move forward to Egypt. Seymour Simmons (John Turturro, way better this time around) provides assistance and spot comedy. Sam Witwicky just happens to burn his hand during teleport (conveniently hiding Shia’s hand, crushed in a drunken truck roll) and the group explores truly magnificent Egyptian sites.

Again, critics lambast the final fight, but I loved it. The Pyramids! What could be more epic than that? You get all kinds of military machinery. You get a rail gun, for the first time in a movie. You get Devastator, who isn’t that devastating. The Fallen uses his levitation powers to toss tanks down the sides of a Pyramid and project a halo of rocks to destroy fighter jets. This was all great stuff, the fevered dream of a psychotic technophile.

I could not ask for more.

By Eli Lipschutz

A big fan of books, movies, and comics; why the hell not?

8 replies on “Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen | Eli’s Plot Twist”

Wow, somebody online who wrote up something and liked the movie! So much of what I’ve seen seems to be focusing on a racism or sexism issue/content.

Bothersome to you?

I enjoyed reading that review finally someone understands transformers is what it is, stop trying to read into it. Its about childhood heros coming to life. Enjoy it for what it is and what its meant to be, you can’t watch it expecting anything else.

Finally,
I will probably see it this weekend and I’m so excited…My brother got to see it on the night it came out and didn’t really give me much info since he is my bro.
My other friends luved it but the review says it’s not antyhing to get to excited about…
But I’m super excited!!

Thankz alot!!

P.S. Don’t think i read the whole thing(cuz it describes the plot and everything) i just read the basic review…
Thankz/

Scott, you are right, there were rail gun rifles in Eraser, but Schwarzenegger’s character comments that the smallest one he had heard of was on a ship. So, the first ship based rail gun in a movie.

Jay, I heard a lot about the Twins being racist caricatures, but from all of the loud yelling about how terrible they were, they didn’t impress me as being that offensive. Slightly offensive, but they provided the best laugh in the whole movie (“he got all ate up”) and I really liked the shitty ice cream truck in the beginning. People need to think of those two as characters in an electronic Alice in Wonderland, instead of as inspired by a racist plot by Bay, charges which I think are very overblown.

Arjun, I had a pretty hefty collection of Tranformers toys, Soundwave and Optimus included, but Soundwave is the one who looks like the old days more than anyone.

Awesome movie. Long. Fast moving; so much so that I think I need to see it again to appreciate all that went on. All in all a great summer escape movie. BTW, this isn’t the first rail gun in a movie. There were hand held rail gun rifles in one of the Schwartzenegger movies quite a while ago. I think it was Erased.

I forgot to include the stupidest part of the film, where Sam Witwicky journeys to the Transformer’s spirit world. This near death scene was not very well done, and the implication of a transformer soul is, well…

at last, someone wrote some good stuff about this fantastic movie! great job man! all hail michael bay and optimus!

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