Shai-Hulud from DUNE or Falkor the Luck Dragon from THE NEVERENDING STORY? – Point/Counterpoint

The question on everyone’s lips, which we humbly seek to answer today,Which is the better ridiculous mode of transportation, Shai-Hulud from Frank Herbert’s Dune series, or Falkor the Luck Dragon from The Neverending Story?


By Eric Schlelein

You’re a busy Fremen on the go.  You want to trade the weavings your sietch made for a few drachmas of water.  Sietch Tabr is willing to trade, but they’re all the way across The Great Erg, a distance of over ten thumpers, and your ornithopter is in the shop.  What are you going to do?  What are you going to do?

Simple, stupid!  Plant a thumper in the sand, and let its rhythmic thumping sound call forth Arrakis’s great sand leviathan, the Sandworm, plant your kiswa maker hook in one of the enormous beast’s ring sections, and hold on tight while it rolls over to protect itself from the irritating sand!  Then, you attach your steering ropes, and with a mighty Haiii-yoh! your journey across the Arrakeen desert is as good as over!  Sit back and watch the desert roll by in ease and comfort.

What, that sounds too complicated?  Too far-fetched?  Too much risk for so little reward?  Kull wahad!  Maybe you’d be happier with some frou-frou Luck Dragon!  You know, the sparkly animatronic deus ex machina with the face of a Yorkshire Terrier, the body of an Angora cat, and the voice of the kindly grandpa character from any of the Saturday Morning cartoons of your childhood?  Oh, yes, by all means, plant me on the back of one of those!  Make me forget all about my horse getting swallowed up in the swamp, and the Gmork chasing me, and the Nothing eating up Fantasia.  Please, sign me up for a ride on a luck dragon!

No thanks, buddy. If I’m gonna ride across the desert, I’m gonna do it on the back of Shai-Hulud.  I’m gonna have my stillsuit on, I’m gonna have my noseplugs in, I’m gonna have a stilltent and water carrier on my back, and anyone who doesn’t like it can get the hell out of my way!  I’ll be singing a rousing rendition of “Galacian Girls,” and drinking spice coffee and keeping a wary eye out for Harkonnen patrols.

Can you imagine what it might be like to harness one of those beasts?  The raw power of standing atop a four hundred meter long behemoth, watching the harsh environs of Arrakis move by you while the planet’s dual moons rise and fall before you.  The term “pretty freaking cool” springs to mind.

Not only do we ride around on Shai-Hulud, we get many wonderful products from it!  Why, the sandworm is the source of the all-powerful spice!  That which allows Guild Navigators to be able to fold space, and greatly extend the length of your life!  Not to mention, give a certain fresh-faced young man from Caladan the ability to BECOME A LIVING GOD.  And not just the spice.  We also get the Water of Life from the worms.  The poisonous extract of a newborn sandworm which the Bene Gesserit use to test their prana/bindu powers.  Also, if you drink water of life that has been changed by a Reverend Mother, there’s a wonderful orgy afterward, and who doesn’t like a wonderful orgy?  I mean, come on!

Yes, all these things derive from the great and mighty Sandworm of Arrakis.  A luck dragon?  Please.  It’s a pale shadow of the awesome power of Shai-Hulud.

So there. 

Falkor the Luck Dragon

By Elisabeth Rappe

I’m as big a fan of terrifying behemoths as the next girl, and if you said “Want to ride on my Sandworm?”  I’d…well, frankly, I’d slap you before realizing oh yeah, we’re on Arrakis and you’re genuinely offering to do the dirty work of wrangling Shai-Hulud.

But here’s the thing – I’m not fond of transportation that can actually eat me.  Put that thumper wrong, walk with too much rhythm, neglect the wormsign, and you’re a goner. What if you partied a little too hard at the Sietch Tabr orgy and neglected to drag your feet a little while heading out to plant seedlings?  Arrakis would be without one less Freman, and even your precious body water is lost. The sandworms don’t cough that back up.

No, when it comes to fantastical modes of transportation, safety is key. That’s why I like Falkor.   He’s not going to eat me. Ever. He’s just pure kindness.  Give him a scratch on the ear, and he is your friend forever.   And he’s so much easier to call!   You don’t need a thumper or maker hooks to use in a process so damn difficult even Herbert couldn’t quite describe it.  It just…happens.   Just time the swing right there, Freman.  Yeah, ok.  Sorry, I’ll take a “Hey, Falkor! Can we go to Whole Foods, and then Disneyland?” any day!

I also think you’re forgetting just what a luck dragon can do. He’s luck incarnate.  That means the boundaries of space and time are nothing to him!   You can go anywhere you want.  “Falkor! I want to go see the premiere of Hamlet!”   “Hoooolld on!”    And off we’d go to jolly Tudor England, never fearing disease or death, because we have luck on our side. Luck!   A sandworm can only travel on Arrakis, and only where there’s no rock. Your options are pretty limited to sietches and Arrakeen, and unless you’re having an orgy, what exactly is there to do?  (And really, are orgies fun on a planet where there’s no bathwater? Think about that one.  I like my orgies less ripe.)

I suspect this amazing serendipity works for just about anything you might ask of him, and not just be restricted to travel locations.  “Falkor! I’d like Bradley Cooper to accompany me on a trip to France!”   “What luck! We just happened to fly over his house, and he has his bags packed!”    “Awesome! Thanks a lot, Falkor!”

He’s also tireless, and doesn’t need food or water. Even Shai-Halud gets sleepy after awhile, and you all have to hop off and find a new worm to ride.    It’s not like a bus. You could be waiting out there in the desert awhile, and if your thumper isn’t working, I’d hate to be you. Whereas Falkor can keep flying and flying, always amiable, just existing on magic and dreams or whatever.

His abilities also require a lot less animal abuse.  Perhaps I’m just sensitive, but I found the casual drowning of baby sandworms to be a little harsh.  It puts a damper on the visions and orgies.  “Wow, this is so cosmic. How does the Reverend Mother do it?”  “Oh, by drowning a maker, didn’t you know?”  “…”

And he is cute and companionable.  When you’re on a trip, it can’t hurt to have an intelligent animal friend.  It’s like having a radio, a good CD, and your best friend all in one. Besides, since when is charm a crime? I mean, really, if we’re going on pure aesthetics, why favor the creature that looks like a lamprey on stereoids?    If I may speak, woman to man, if you fly into town on the chocolate-eyed Falkor, ladies from miles around will be flocking to you. “Awww? Can I pet him?”  “Is he friendly?”  “He’s so cute! You must be really sweet to be his friend.”

As awe-inspiring as Shai-Halud is, I’ll take my sparkly dog-dragon.  Perhaps I’m a coward, but I prefer my fantasy transportation to be powered by wishes and dreams. Plus, I won’t have to consume my re-processed waste if I’m thirsty because Falkor, we’re going to Starbucks!


  1. While I have a special place in my heart for Falcor I gotta admit.. sometimes he was a creepster. A child-loving creepster. Also he had pearlescent bling scales or something. And hair. And a funny nose and kind of terrifying plant eater teeth.

    More ridiculous than the Old Man of the Desert?


    Shai Hulud forever. Riding around on Falcor means you’re a kid with an overactive imagination. Harnessing some desert power means you’re a deadly killer who gets what they bloody well want! Come hell or.. very low amounts of water.

  2. Also, this isn’t in the movies, but in the book luckdragons can breath blue lightning when it comes time to put aside the good luck and visit some bad luck on a punk. Sandworms can eat pretty much anything, sure, but that’s where a luckdragon can come in handy: it can discriminate. It can target.

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